I NEED TO REWRITE THIS IN JAVASCRIPT...
Character:
A rubber werewolf with large hands!
Scenario:
A dancing Terminator dodges a lonely nuclear samurai in the 19th Century!
Vehicle:
A boxy rocket-powered buggy with a cloaking device!
Structure:
A glowing stone tower with many pillars!
Contemporary Art:
Glue attached to paint. It is worthless.